As for my wife...

[<davidp_@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

I used to tell a lot of stories about my wife and her thoughts about my passion 
for Zeppelin.  
Now she'll never be a Zeppelin lover as I am, but there's no doubt that if she 
were to ever 
be approached by Monty Hall on the streets and for $1000 was asked, "What group 
once had an 
unnamed album often referred to as 'Four Symbols'?", by-gummit she'd give him 
the right answer 
and I would be a grand richer--uh, that is, "we" would be a grand richer.

Just this morning, I caught her sighing as Page and the boys were winding down 
on DAC from 
5/19/73.  I mean, let's face it--no respectable Led Zeppelin fan would ever 
sigh at this jam 
session.  She looked at me and said, "It's just so boring and long..."  I 
almost drove off 
the road.  Fortunately for her, she had a good grip on the seat and I wasn't 
able to push her 
out of the car.  Once I settled down and put my hands back on the wheel, I 
looked at her 
with eyes wider than plates and exclaimed, "Boring!  Page, Bonham and 
Jones--boring!  Woman, 
never use the word 'boring' in a Led Zeppelin comment again.  So shall it be 
written, 
so shall it be done!"  It was worth the multiple "titty twisters" I received 
throughout 
the remainder of the drive :-)

Indeed, I love my wife...but she has some serious Zeppelin issues which she 
must face and 
resolve.  Until then, she better keep wearing that seat belt as tight as she's 
able to strap 
it on.

Stay well everyone,

David