New Age Song (NZC)

[TheUnicornGarden@xxxxxxx]

A buddy of mine who is into new agey stuff sent this.  There is a tiny Elvis 
and Crowley reference, and I thought that some Zepfans would find this 
humorous.

- --Uni

The Wiccan-Shaman-Druid Song 
(sung to the tune of "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy") 


I'm a Wiccan-Shaman-Druid, 
I am new age through and through. 
Decked in crystals from my head to toe, 
With feathers and pyramids, too. 
My spirit-guide is from Atlantis. 
He's a Zen-Aztec guru. 
Come and spend the weekend with us, 
For two thousand dollars 
You'll be a Wiccan-Shaman too. 

I'm an Elvis-Loki-Viking. 
I channel Ashley Montague. 
In a former life I was a gypsy clerk, 
Bull fighter, and troubadour, too. 
I know five Illuminati, 
They're a strange and motley crew. 
There's a priest from ancient China, 
He lives in my basement. 
He is an Elvis-Viking too. 

My coven is part Rosicrucian, 
Mixed with some Theosophy. 
Add in some stuff from the Golden Dawn, 
`Cause Crowley's just all right with me. 
I've got twelve initiations, 
I've seen all there is too see. 
And watch out for those strange 
Co-Mason-Santaria-Druids, 
They'll cement your chickens to a tree. 

I've got a pipe ceremony, 
Adapted from the O.T.O. 
I use a sweatlodge for my Beltane rites, 
The Maypole is just there for show. 
I have got a glass athame, 
With batteries to make it glow. 
It's just great for calling quarters 
In my new tradition: 
The Lynn Andrews-Buckland-Starhawk Grove.