LZ TSRTS virginity taken...

[AylaKat@xxxxxxx]

Well, sure sure, I am a beginner to LZ fandom, and just today I got a copy of 
TSRTS in the mail that I ordered.  Yeah, I know, I'm a little late.  In the 
midst of this EC madness, I must give a shout out to the cheesy movie that 
all of you saw well before I ever did.

And yes, I thought it was cheesy, which makes me a dairy freak.  It was so, 
like... just, OMG.  First off, the fantasy sequences.  No wait, the beginning 
of the movie with everyone in their little bit of the world, Robert and his 
children, JPJ reading aloud to children, Bonham was doing a bit of farm work, 
and people's heads were getting blown off with odd liquids flying out.  THAT 
was hilarious.  And then that little shot of Jimmy when he turns his head and 
his eyes are all red and I'm like "Noo!  Don't make him creepy, no!"

But oh man.  I like, gripped my LZ pillow through the whole thing, like, 
dancing on my bed and singing along, and my grandmother was having a fit 
because I had the volume so loud... but that was all because of the Rain 
Song, I was singing my heart out wishing I was that maiden woman getting 
rescued by Robert (he ate the mushroom...) and I'd be like "I'm in a castle, 
with candles all around, and I'm pretty, and you rescued me... come on baby, 
lemme se that sword!"

But just, wow.  Sitting there and hearing this music and all... an I noticed 
the little things that made it so like, budget, like how they mixed footage 
from the shows because JPJ had like eight different shirts during... what was 
it... I think it was... I forgot.  But he had like 8 shirts, and I noticed 
that at some parts, the sounds coming out of Robert's mouth occurred when the 
microphone was away from it... or was that just me?   I don't know.  Cheezy 
but GOD.

I was like, writhing while watching all of it, but I was bugging during Moby 
Dick because my arms were hurting watching him go at it like that, and I was 
like "damn, how did he do it?" but man.  And the thing with his hands.  Damn. 
 I never wanted to play an instrument, but a couple months ago I started 
contemplating "drums or bass, drums or bass..." and then decided on drums, 
and now I'm like... ouch.  Maybe I should just listen more.

Okay.  But like, whoa.  Rain Song was what I was looking for and I was 
pleased.  And I never liked the song remains the same but I really liked it 
on this video.  And after I rewound the whole thing I felt the tape and it 
was really hot and I was like, just, damn.  And, I didn't want No Quarter to 
end.  I could have listened to that for hours.

And people say that was the crappy video.  I'm dying to see the good shit.
Kat