Plantophilum

[Christopher Colbath <ccolbath@xxxxxxxx>]

To all of you who dream of making sweet love to Plant in his bare chested
glory days, consider the more realistic scenario:
You wake up with a hangover, spoonie-style with Bonzo snoring in your ear
and the toes of a bethonged Richard Cole tickling your nostrils--
- --that is, if the devious JPJ hadn't slipped rufies in your papaya daquiri
and violated you first.
Think about it: Plant was the Farinelli (can someone say "overcompensation"
to those cucumber-stuffed denims?), there to lure young innocents toward
his rapacious rythm section.
I read it in the Necronuggetron (suppressed chapter 69 of the magisterial
"Hammer of the Gods").

The Salamander