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["J.R. Sroufe" <gonzo@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

MORE HEADLINES FROM AROUND THE WORLD!!!!!!

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"JOHN PAUL JONES STILL PISSED!!!!!"
- ----'Bass Player' magazine
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"JIMMY PAGE PISSED AT ATLANTIC RECORDS!!!!"
- ----'Guitar Godz' magazine
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"AHMET ERTEGEN DON'T GIVE A SHIT *WHO'S* PISSED!!!!"
- ----Internal memo, Atlantic Records
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"TOKYO IN RUINS, McCUE HEADING FOR OSAKA!!!!!!!!!!"
- ----Radio Free Europe
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"STEVE ALBINI PREFERS TACO BELL!!!!"
- -----Jimmy Page's accountant
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"JIMMY PAGE HIRES SHELBY SYCKES AS PERSONAL PILOT FOR NEXT TOUR, 
JIMMY STATES "HE WORKS CHEAP AND LETS ME SMOKE ON THE PLANE".
- -----Air Force Weekly
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"JEAN LORRAH TO DISPLAY ROBERT PLANT'S CHEST HAIR COLLECTION, STATES, 
"I PICKED THEM MYSELF!"
- -----'Harper's Bazaar'
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"JOHN BONHAM AND SEVERAL OTHER DRUMMERS ARE STILL DEAD!"
- ----'Modern Drummer' magazine
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"DAVE ANDERSON AND JERRY FALWELL ARE THE SAME PERSON!!!"
- ----'Hustler' magazine
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"NASHVILLE BRACES ITSELF FOR THE INVASION OF J.R. SROUFE, STATES, 
"I'M GONNA RIP THIS TOWN TO SHREDS!" ROLLING STONES WORRIED FOR THEIR 
LIVES, CONSIDERING CANCELLING CONCERT!"
- ----Nashville newspaper
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"BBC SESSIONS RELEASE STILL ON ICE!!!!!"
- ----janitor at Atlantic Records
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****ONLY *24* MORE DANCIN' DAYS TILL THE BBC RELEASES!!!****
- ----(un)Official BBC Release Countdown Headquarters
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<author's note:>
Y'all have a good weekend, I'll catch up with y'all Monday. In the 
meantime, look out Nashville, Tennessee, I'm a-comin'!!!!! The Stones 
*WILL* rock Vanderbilt Stadium!

Staying at the EconoLodge,
I hope they have some glazed donuts........
:-)

Later!
J.R.