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["J.R. Sroufe" <gonzo@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

HEADLINES FROM AROUND THE WORLD!!!!!!
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"LED ZEPPELIN BBC SESSIONS HELD BACK A WEEK!"
- -----Atlantic Press Release
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"FUCK!!!!!!"
- ------Hugh Jones, editor, 'Proximity' fanzine
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"DAVE ANDERSON CONDEMNS NUDE PHOTOS OF PLANT!"
- ------Moral Majority Press
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"ZEPPELIN CHEST HAIR SECRETS REVEALED!!!"
- ------Sternum Follicle Farmer's Weekly
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"SCREW DAVE ANDERSON, WE WANNA SEE ROBERT NEKKID!!!!!
- ------Jean Lorrah, guest commentary, Cosmopolitan
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"BILL McCUE ATTACKS ENTIRE COUNTRY OF JAPAN"
- ------Tokyo Times 
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"JIMMY PAGE TIGHTENS BELT WITH STEVE ALBINI. CONFLICTS OVER "BIGGIE" 
MEALS or "SUPER SIZE" DINNERS. ALBUM PUSHED BACK AT LEAST UNTIL THE 
CHRISTMAS MARKETING SEASON"
- -------Wall Street Journal
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"SURE WOULDN'T MIND A GLAZED DONUT ABOUT RIGHT NOW...."
- ------Police Gazette
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****ONLY *25 (now!)* DANCIN' DAYS TILL THE BBC RELEASE!!!!!