The Night I Filled In For Jimmy

[Equinox999@xxxxxxx]

Hi everyone:
I wanted to tell you a story of how I filled in for Jimmy one night.

Back in 1994 Robert and Jimmy were on their way to Japan to promote the
"Unledded" album. Robert had said to Jimmy if you can go a whole week without
drinking any booze, I'll sing Stairway To Heaven with you on Japanese TV.
Jimmy took Robert up on the offer. Forgetting about his deal with Robert,
Jimmy did party it up the night before the week was up. At the last minute,
Robert insisted that Jimmy gave a urine sample to show that he did not drink
any booze for that week.

Jimmy did pee in the bottle for his sample. I also peed in a bottle as well
and my urine sample was switched for Jimmy's so that the results of Jimmy's
test would be negative. Because of this deception, Robert was forced to sing
Stairway on Japanese TV.

As a result of this scam, I was given Jimmy's bottle with his urine sample
and I do have a rare collector's item as I have Jimmy's urine bottle with a
sample of his pee. I just hope that if Robert finds out about this, he
doesn't get "pissed off at me" for this. That's the story of "how I filled in
for Jimmy" as I filled in a urine sample bottle for him!